The only real thing i cared about getting this christmas BLAKE GRIFFIN shirt…my baby gam tonight bitches lets go clippers
"Why chocolates are better than sex …
You can GET chocolate.
‘If you love me you’ll swallow that’ has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind. Two p…eople of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. The word ‘commitment’ doesn’t scare off chocolate. You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. Good chocolate is easy to find. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. With chocolate size doesn’t matter."
"SEX POEM:
*Roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs & give me an hour.
*Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game- guys get all the pleasure & girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital- a baby with no name. The baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore, this never wouldve happened if the rubber hadnt tore!
*Sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the …bed, divide the legs & pray 2 god u dont multiply.*Roses r red, grass is green, open ur legs & ill fill u with cream. *Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r forgiven so stick it in. *Roses r nice, violets r fine, ill be the 6 if u b the 9. *Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont be sassy, use ur tounge & make it NASTY!!"
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